Newsweek, the magazine of hard-hitting political exposes, is reporting on their website that female clothing designers are gearing up to introduce "negative" sizes labeled subzero and 00.[Newsweek] The whole point of the article, besides boring us to death and having an excuse to have lots of glossy pictures, is to say that the only reason the really small sizes are needed is because we are getting so fat that the higher sizes had to be decreased to make us feel better, thereby making the smallest size equal to basically a medium of 20 years ago- which apparently men can't understand because the author dropped the following cutesy paren. into the middle:
"(Note to male readers: If this is all getting too complicated, just ask any female friend or relative to explain.)"
Riiiiiighhht not to stereotype or anything but of the 5 people reading Newsweek, maybe 2 are male and maybe 0 are going to read this article. For those of you who did read it and asked for clarification from your female friends and relatives (sickos), you may as well just go down to the corner sex-change store and get yourself a nice new sex organ because the one you have was accidentally attached to you.
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