If you think this is going to be a post about that whack MTV show where teenagers spend more money than I'll ever have on invitations written on cookie cakes, YOU'RE WRONG. But only partially because it is about how much money I'm going to make and how much cookie cake I'm going to eat when it no longer matters how fat I am because everyone is nice to millionaires. But I digress. Here's my idea- follow closely because I don't want to lose you in the intricacies.
There is a candy bar that sells like hotcakes in a small faraway country I recently visited called "turo rudi." Nevermind what's inside it (it may gross you out) but trust me it's good-I've had it. It's extremely popular and little kids and adults alike eat it like....well, like candy. It contains some kind of unidentifiable milk product and is covered in chocolate. So here's my idea- I'm going to bring it here and market it as a healthy dessert! Get it? It contains milk so it's got to be good for you and everyone likes chocolate!
This page is copyrighted and patented and whatever else it needs to be so don't even think about stealing my brilliant idea. I know some of you are laughing now, but you'll be sorry when I'm rich and fat and you're still poor and fat (from eating all the turo rudi I'm going to sell to you, of course).
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