Ye asked and ye shall receive. Unless you've been living under a rock, and one with soundproof walls at that, you already know that Britney Spears finally pulled the plug on her two year marriage to would-be rapper, back-up dancer and child-producing asswipe extraordinaire Kevin Federline. This morning TMZ has added a bit of spice to the story by claiming that KFed plans to fight for custody.[TMZ] Everyone is all happy and whatnot though because there's some air tight prenup that allows KFed to get off with only 350K and half of their Malibu mansion worth 7 million. This of course is excluding the money he got from selling all the wedding pics, the money to make his CD, tour the country, go to Vegas everyweekend, hire expensive hookers, order Cristal, bribe people to come to his shows, etc. etc. You get the picture. So this manchild- whose only talent appears to be hip-hop dancing behind teenage popstars and wearing XXL clothes is going to get and has already gotten more money than I will likely see in a lifetime. Anyway I'm at a loss for words- if there is a God out there, he must be teaching me a lesson for that time I peed in my Halloween costume and didn't tell anyone until 8 hours later in the first grade.
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