George Clooney is sexy twice

So I'm not even sure how this makes any sense at all but George Clooney, age 100 has been picked to be People's sexiest man. He's old as cheese and he's been picked twice and the category is "Sexiest Man Alive" and Brad Pitt has also been picked twice. How does that make any sense? If you're the sexiest man alive, than that should be it- as long as you're alive and recognizably male you should rule, and others should be second or third. It makes even less sense to say that someone is sexiest man alive twice- is that some reaffirmation that you're still alive? In Clooney's case, maybe, but I honestly just cannot wrap my head around how you can be sexiest man alive, twice. Maybe I'm just too dumb for People. Irrelevant as it may be, People is above my intellectual threshold. I think I'll go cry myself to sleep on top of my stack of US Weekly, In Touch, OK, Hello, Hi, Sik, Celebfit- that'll make me feel all withit again.