Farts require emergency plane landing

People, this is just too damn funny. CNN is reporting today that an American airlines flight was forced to land after one of its passengers farted and then attempted to cover her farts by lighting a match. Passengers and crew became concerned after they smelled sulfur (unclear if from match or fart) and the Dallas bound flight was diverted to Nashville, where it landed safely. [CNN] The woman with an "unspecified medical condition" who was the source of the farts and the ill-conceived cover-up plan was not allowed back on the flight but managed to escape without formal charges. Not sure what those charges would have been "illegal fart and burn"? and also I was not aware that it was a medical condition to fart on flights. (yeah you call that doctor to make an appointment, you know you want to)